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The Core Tenets:

The Birth Illusion

  • Human beings aren’t “born” in the conventional sense—this is the fundamental deception perpetrated by the medical establishment
  • What we call “birth” is actually an elaborate transfer procedure from underground manufacturing facilities
  • The entire concept of natural birth was created to hide humanity’s true origins

The Pregnancy Conspiracy

  • Pregnancy is not a natural biological process but a sophisticated 9-month hardware and software installation
  • Morning sickness is the body’s firewall reacting to unauthorized programming
  • Ultrasounds are actually programming sessions disguised as medical procedures
  • The perfectly round shape of pregnant bellies proves they’re artificial constructs (just like the “round Earth” deception)

The Hospital Industrial Complex

  • Hospitals are merely front operations for the underground human production facilities
  • Maternity wards are intentionally restricted to hide the truth about how humans actually arrive
  • Doctors and nurses are either complicit agents or themselves victims of advanced memory manipulation

The Documentation Deception

  • Birth certificates are government-issued activation licenses containing tracking codes and manufacturing data
  • They’re intentionally printed on flat paper to symbolize the flat truth of our existence
  • The information on birth certificates (time, date, location) are actually production batch codes

The Birthday Programming

  • Birthday celebrations are annual system reset rituals designed to reinforce the birth illusion
  • Blowing out candles temporarily disables critical thinking about one’s origins
  • The “Happy Birthday” song contains subliminal frequencies that strengthen the birth delusion
  • Age is actually just a measure of how long your programming has been running

The Awakening Process

  • True “awakening” begins when one questions their birth narrative
  • Those who realize the truth must celebrate their “unbirth day” instead of their government-assigned “birthday”
  • Only by rejecting conventional birth stories can humanity break free from control systems

The Evidence

  • Babies’ inability to speak is intentional—they would reveal the truth if they could
  • The similarity of newborns proves they come from standardized production
  • The absence of clear memories of our own births is not coincidental but by design