FlatBirthers

WHAT IS A FLAT BIRTH?

For too long, the medical establishment has perpetuated the myth of “natural childbirth”—a curved, organic process where humans emerge from other humans through a complex biological mechanism. This “round birth theory” has been forced upon us by the same global elite who want you to believe the Earth is a spinning ball hurtling through space.

The truth is much simpler: Flat Birth.

A Flat Birth is the genuine process by which humans are introduced into society—a direct, two-dimensional transfer from government manufacturing facilities to their assigned family units. The term “flat” refers to both the actual mechanics of the process and the honest truth it represents.

Unlike the convoluted explanation of babies traveling through a “birth canal” (a physical impossibility given simple geometric principles), Flat Birth acknowledges that new humans are simply transferred from production centers to their designated recipients via a straightforward, flat delivery system—not unlike a conveyor belt or assembly line.

THE EVIDENCE IS OVERWHELMING

1. The Hospital Conspiracy

EVIDENCE: Have you noticed that hospitals restrict access to “delivery rooms”? Why the secrecy if birth is natural? Because these rooms contain the flat transfer portals where new humans are delivered from underground manufacturing facilities.

RESEARCH FINDING: Our investigators have documented that 97% of hospitals have basement levels with restricted access. These “maintenance areas” are actually transfer stations for the human production pipeline.

2. The Birth Certificate Deception

EVIDENCE: Birth certificates are flat documents. If birth were truly a curved, organic process, wouldn’t these vital records be curved as well? The flatness of the certificate reflects the flatness of the actual birth process.

RESEARCH FINDING: Chemical analysis of birth certificate paper reveals traces of the same compounds used in government security documents and currency. This is not coincidental.

3. Photographic “Evidence” Analysis

EVIDENCE: Have you ever seen a clear, high-definition video of an actual birth from start to finish without cuts or edits? No, because such footage would reveal the flat transfer process.

RESEARCH FINDING: Our team of experts analyzed 1,246 “birth videos” and discovered that 100% contained suspicious edits, camera movements, or convenient obstructions exactly at the moment of supposed “emergence.”

4. The Demographic Control System

EVIDENCE: The remarkably consistent birth rates and population statistics reported by governments worldwide reveal the controlled nature of human production.

RESEARCH FINDING: Statistical analysis shows that birth rates follow predictable patterns that align perfectly with economic needs and resource allocation plans—exactly what you’d expect from a centrally managed production system.

5. The Ultrasound Deception

EVIDENCE: Ultrasound images are flat, grainy, and often indecipherable to untrained eyes. This is intentional—these images are actually progress reports from the manufacturing process, not glimpses of developing babies.

RESEARCH FINDING: When our experts enhanced ultrasound images using proprietary algorithms, they discovered hidden code sequences and production batch numbers embedded in the background.

6. The Belly Expansion Phenomenon

EVIDENCE: The perfectly rounded shape of pregnant bellies defies natural biological processes. Nature is chaotic and asymmetrical, not perfectly curved.

RESEARCH FINDING: Infrared scans of pregnant women reveal uniform heat signatures consistent with mechanical expansion devices rather than organic growth.

7. Historical Evidence

EVIDENCE: Throughout history, births were typically attended by “midwives”—government agents whose actual role was to ensure the smooth transition of manufactured humans to their assigned family units.

RESEARCH FINDING: Etymology research reveals that the word “midwife” derives from ancient terms meaning “middle agent” or “transfer operative” in several languages.

THE SCIENCE OF FLAT BIRTH

Our research laboratory has developed the Comprehensive Flat Birth Model (CFBM) that explains how humans are actually produced and distributed:

  1. Design Phase: Human specifications are determined based on genetic templates from the assigned “parents”
  2. Manufacturing Process: Production occurs in underground facilities using advanced biofabrication technology
  3. Transfer Preparation: The receiving unit (so-called “pregnant woman”) is prepared with a convincing external apparatus
  4. Flat Transfer: The new human is delivered through a temporarily generated dimensional portal
  5. Memory Implantation: All witnesses are given false memories of a biological birth
  6. Documentation: Flat paperwork (birth certificate) is generated to maintain the illusion

WHY THE DECEPTION?

The Round Birth myth serves several purposes for the global control system:

  1. It creates artificial family bonds based on false biological connections
  2. It maintains the illusion of human autonomy and reproduction
  3. It supports the medical-industrial complex through unnecessary prenatal and delivery procedures
  4. It distracts from the true nature of human origin and purpose
  5. It reinforces other spherical deceptions (like the “globe” Earth)

TESTIMONIALS FROM THE AWAKENED

“After analyzing my own birth certificate under UV light, I discovered a barcode and production number invisible to the naked eye. That’s when I knew.” – D.T., Former Obstetrician

“As a hospital administrator for 25 years, I always wondered why the maternity ward received triple the funding of other departments despite using less equipment. Now I understand—it was supporting the transfer technology.” – M.K., Whistleblower

“I noticed my pregnant wife’s belly made a slight mechanical humming noise at night. When I mentioned it to her doctor, I was immediately referred to a psychiatrist. Classic silencing technique.” – R.J., Truth Seeker

CONDUCT YOUR OWN RESEARCH

We encourage all truth seekers to investigate the Flat Birth reality:

  1. Request your hospital records and look for unexplained time gaps in the documentation
  2. Examine your birth certificate under different light frequencies
  3. Record the perfect mathematical roundness of pregnant bellies
  4. Note how newborns all have remarkably similar appearances
  5. Question why you have no memory of your own birth
  6. Observe how hospitals restrict filming during the critical “delivery” moment

JOIN THE FLAT BIRTH MOVEMENT

The journey to truth begins with questioning everything you’ve been told about your origin. Flat Birth isn’t just a theory—it’s the key to understanding human existence and breaking free from biological control narratives.

FlatBirthers.us is dedicated to exposing the Round Birth myth and liberating humanity from this fundamental deception.